I fail at life.

Basically, if you don't see me around on roleplaying sites or such for another couple of weeks, its because I suck, and to ease the tension of college projects being squashed heinously into the last four weeks of the semester, I'd rather play games than roleplay with anyone. Yes, even Cinnabun, who -very easily- comes out on top for my list of people to do this with (particularly because we have a ton of them going on) will probably be neglected.

It's not because I don't love you! Because I do love you! All, very much!

(It's just that, right now, I'd rather play games.)

Seriously, stressing out is taking a toll on my health--I interrupted buying my own dinner today with a dramatic "I'm gonna throw up!" expression to my boyfriend, and as they called my name out to tell me my order was ready I threw my hands up and yelled (as though I were in a romantic movie) "Wait! I'll be right back!" Luckily I never actually got sick though, and it was just another series of *cough cough hack heave* and then "I'm better now, even though I have to pretend like my food is warm cardboard so I don't get sick thinking about eating real food".

So...yeah. I'm sorry! But I'll be back full fledged on the week of Thanksgiving, and then again for winter break! <333333

8D

Today's D&D campaign was awesome!! Fizz totally kicked ass. Ever since I switched to online dice instead of using my cursed DM's dice, he's doing a lot better :3

SO, they were fighting a group of about six werewolves, including one priest. I had to take my first turn to heal someone, unfortunately, but on my second turn, when I found out they were going to call for reinforcements (and really, who wants to fight six werewolves, let alone who knows how many?), Fizz started praying to the Gods. (He can do that, yo, since he's a cleric and all, and they is super religious and all~)

He rolled a 21--a score usually unheard of with religion checks and the like--and summoned THE BIG ONE. To show you how big this god is: The god Fizz prayed to breathed one time and accidentally created the universe. xDDDD

So, this god came at like, one millionth it's size (still about 30ft tall) in a dragon-like form. He breathed cold on the priest, whose brain froze and exploded, and then the other wolves suffered from a sonic blast from said god, and it was so powerful that their eardrums exploded and their blood shot forcefully into their own spines, ultimately killing them. When the reinforcements showed up, he blew on them and they all turned to bones!! IT WAS SO EPIC 8D

I love Fizz...From this campaign, he also acquired a 10x15 foot tapestry made from the unedible bits of Shriekers (large, purple mushrooms that scream). So basically, he has a large purple tapestry that has a whistley shriek every time the wind blows through it xD Isn't that just awesome? FIZZ FTW!!

Lol.

So I finally got back into playing paper-pencil (tabletop) D&D. I have a cleric, because that's what they needed. ("They" is the group of people already playing :3 Me and my boy just joined today.) I hate clerics; really, I'm awful at playing them, but I figured I'd give it a shot. His name is Fizz, and...well...*snort* he has a lazy eye. He has a low charisma score so I was trying to come up with something physically unappealing to give him, and it just hit me.

LOL A LAZY EYED CLERIC. >w>;; That's like a lazy eyed doctor or a lazy eyed surgeon. ^w^

(Or a lazy eyed wizard, which would be scary, too.)

Anyway, all in the course of less than an hour's worth of playing he's ALREADY developed a personality, which is surprisingly fast for D&D.

Apparently he's a necrophiliac pervert in denial and the WORST CLERIC EVER. Seriously, he's a genuine dumbass. Every time I've had to roll for a check that had to do with knowledge of something so that he could answer someone's question, he'd get a three, or a seven, or a four...out of twenty.

x3 I love him already.

Okay. So I have a roommate, obviously, and two suitemates--we share a bathroom with them. Anyway, someone got sick last night. All day I really didn't notice because I've been off in classes and such, and hadn't needed to use the bathroom, but the smell itself was quite evident when I went home to take a shower early this evening. It's not that they didn't flush, or anything, rather...things were a little messy.

GUESS WHO ENDED UP CLEANING?

Seriously.

Guess.

If I find out who did it and didn't take responsibility, I'll make a death threat, no joke. That's seriously nasty...

...Also my roommate never takes out the trash, even though she's the one who uses it. (I really don't have much trash...) So I'm always the one stuck doing that too. God, how I wish you'd given me a spine to go with my awful temper...

...Actually this is about college. But, if you'd like to know, on my left hand it'll be red and purple, and on my right it'll be green and blue.

I figured since I've been here almost half a semester, I should write down what I feel about college...first, to keep track of my feelings and such for things later, and secondly, in case any of you care. >w>;;

Every week day morning I wake up at ten till seven, unless I'm committed to taking a shower that early or I need to do something. In those ten minutes before seven I drag myself unwillingly out of bed, climb down (it's a lofted bed :3 Moar space for a desk underneath it~) some cold bars to a cold floor, and change my clothes. I then pack up my things for my first class and head out the door by seven. I wait (usually) for my boyfriend, and when he's outside we go to breakfast together, usually arriving about ten or fifteen minutes after seven.

I get a TON of vitamin C. I drink anywhere from one to three glasses of orange juice every day...I didn't even really think I liked orange juice till I got here, hee hee. Now, damn it, I'm addicted to the stuff. Most mornings I'll have a bowl of rice krispies (or captain crunch, if they have it), and my orange juice, and occasionally some hot chocolate, though some mornings I make myself a plain and yet odd-tasting waffle (they let you do that, apparently).

On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays I head back to my dorm, usually to do my homework for the day (lol), and multitask/fail around by getting online. I then go to my Philosophy class, where I learn how to prove that the coffee mug Justin, my teacher, is holding up, cannot be God. Occasionally there is chocolate, as well. I then continue to my Psychology class after a half an hour break (usually spent wandering aimlessly, looking for a bathroom, or heading back to the dorm for a few minutes). In Psychology I learn about phallic dreams and listen to my immaturely giggling classmates, who argue with Dr. Uhes about EVERYTHING.

On Wednesdays from there I go straight to my "Big Questions" honors seminar, where we talk about how to punish people and what drugs to use to create a utopia, and how frustrating old utopian books are. This causes me to miss lunch, or to eat a very late one, which makes for a very unhappy T. On Mondays and Fridays however, I get to head back to my dorm and go to lunch with my boyfriend. Then we head back to his dorm and (try) to do Japanese homework, but usually we forget altogether and just end up taking a nap. College is tough, yo. From there (on all three days) we go to Japanese, which is an AWESOME class, except that my teacher is quiet and kind of hard to hear, and also, some of my classmates are stupid. Like this annoying wannabe punker goth chick (sort of) who I thought was flirting with my boyfriend until he didn't show up one day, and she was just as annoying as she always was. Now I'm just convinced that she's annoying, is all, and not to be worried over. =3=

From there I go back to usually my boy's dorm, where we hang out more, and...do stuff. I don't know. We eat dinner usually around six, unless we fall asleep again and nearly miss dinner...yeah. We've done that. I'll usually work on projects, like this annoying coloring thing I'm doing right now, or the dating sim,...yes...I am making progress...or I just do stuff like that. Or we play DDO...lol...Usually I'll end up eating a slice of pizza a day, either at lunch or dinner, because the stuff they serve isn't always appetizing. They garnish EVERYTHING with parsley. >>;; I mean, yeah, you can do that, it doesn't matter because parsley sits nice with everything, but...still...its kind of overkill. Also their rice kind of sucks.

On Wednesdays I go to the Anime Club meetings at seven, and we watch usually two episodes of two animes. This week's theme is "Pirate", and we'll be watching One Piece (our leader's favorite) and some other one I forget the name of. Anyway, as much as I love it, bad things are coming of it; like, I've started to watch SO many anime because of it...boo...it sucks up my free time.

On Tuesdays and Thursdays I head straight from breakfast to my Reading Texts/Writing Texts class, which is two hours of making up thesis. It kind of sucks, but our teacher is really nice, and, if you can believe it, shorter than I am. Then I go to my work-study job at the *laughlaughlaugh* athletics department where I file things until my fingers nearly bleed, no joke. Three hours of filing twice a week!! D; But then I get to go eat lunch and go to my dorm, where I'll do things like play dating sims. ...I mean...uh...I totally haven't been playing Da Capo! It's not smutty at all! LOL! AFTER ALL I DON'T PLAY THINGS LIKE THAT RIGHT LOL...but I didn't know it was an H game...the girls are so cute, unyaa.

Then I pick up my boyfriend from his class and we go home and play games together and stuff. NOT THOSE KIND OF GAMES...RATHER...ONLY SOMETIMES x3 Lol but don't assume anything. Seriously. DDO is epic teamwork awesomeness!! <3

I usually stay up late and never get any homework done, even though I often intend to.

There's this weird dripping noise in my dorm, occasionally. Sometimes slow, sometimes very rapid. I don't know what it is, but it's scary, and I hope it goes away soon.

Also. You think guys eat a lot in high school? Wait till you get to college, mina. HOLY CRAP IT JUST ALL FALLS INTO A VORTEX!!!! I've never seen so much eating! Also there are some serious awesome bored bikers around here. I've never seen so many cool bike tricks in real life!! It's astounding...

I often wonder how I'm getting my homework done. I almost don't recall doing any of it, and yet, it's there for me to turn in most of the time...lol. Oh well. <3

Since I AM working on that dating sim, especially the script, I'm hoping Cinnabun will still help me translate it when it's all done? That would be nice~

I LOVE YOU ALL AND MISS YOU SO MUCH~

(And if you've read all the way through, well...that's impressive :3)